Sunday, June 04, 2006

Perico Xylophonist Announces Marriage

In dramatic overnight news, Renaissance Man and Perico all-star musician Richard Oldfield announced his impending marriage.

Presenting a coy veneer, Richo announced in a press release that 1/ he was getting married 2/ that it would be on the "traditional" first Saturday of December 3/ that Perico would provide the music at the reception(eds note: DA!) and 4/ all he needed was a bride.

Ok, that's a challenge, but hardly insurmountable given his obvious sex appeal.

Submissions can be sent to richosbitch@getabride.com.

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