Friday, May 12, 2006

Mobile Phones Cause Brain Tuning

Band members from Brunswick supergroup Perico are all believed to have brain tuners, it was revealed today.

"That's right" said Professor Greg Aronson, bass player. " I can work out any note in my head."
Renaissance man and glockenspielist Richo agreed:
"I use my ear" he said.
Drummer Col denied any need for a tuner, brain or otherwise, though he said he quite liked using other people's ears.
The brain tuning is believed to be the direct result of high mobile telephone bills, which leaves the band members unable to afford any of that fancy-pancy pitch forks or electronic tuners.
"I think the mobile phone companies should do something about this." said Greg.

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