A new Brunswick parents group called 'Parents opposed to organised parties (POOP)' has criticised the band Perico after a concert held yesterday as part of the Sydney Road festival got out of hand. Spokesperson for POOP Mr Jock Peterson said that the band had incited youngsters to throw away their nappies as a gesture against the imperialist capitalist roader parents. According to Mr Peterson lead singer Tim had screamed "dance nude" and 'drink more milk' as the band played a heavy metal version of Wiggles song 'Dorothy the dinosaur'.
"It was completely irresponsible and could have been dangerous if one of the children had an accident" Mr Peterson said. "As a parent and rate payer I believe the council has a responsibility to stop this sort of thuggery".
"It was mayhem there were little bums exposed everywhere. It was like Woodstock for juniors".
"I certainly won't be taking my children along to another of these disgraceful hippy gatherings".
Band spokesperson big Col denied the band had incited the trouble. Big Col claimed that certain trouble makers in the audience were definitely drinking something stronger than milk "perhaps even ribena".
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