An exclusive interview with Perico last night revealed: - Perico glockenspielist, pin-up boy and Churchill fan Richo, believes that "this is not the end, it is not even the beginning of the end, it is merely..."
- Bassist, intellectual and paranoid pyscology enthusiast, Professor Greg Aronson denied everything, demanding "why are you asking me these questions?"
- Drummer and chick-magnet Col, compared the plight of Perico to astronought Steve Austin before the US Government invested $6 million on him. "Gentelmen, we can rebuild Perico. We have the technology. We have the capability of making the world's first bionic band. We can make Perico better than it was before. Better. Stronger. Faster."
The new bionic Perico will be making an appearance in May.
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