Brunswick superstars, Perico, last night held their first post-Tim practice in their new look threesome set-up."We're going to sound a bit different, but don't worry, we'll still being playing some of the old faves" pin-up guitarist Richo reassures.
"You'll hear a whole host of new songs too."
Drum-smoking drummer Col, was just happy to be able to claim more influence within the band.
"The way I see it, my votes in the band have increased from 25% to 33.3%, and that extra 8 and 1/3 percent represents an improvement of 8 and 1/3 percent. I just need one other member of the band to agree with me and I have a 2/3 majority, which would allow me to change the constitution."
When it was pointed out that everyone else had also increased their "votes" by 8 and 1/3 percent and that they also needed only one person to agree with them to hold 2/3 of the votes, and that there was, in fact, no constitution to change anyway, Col became agitated.
"This press conference is over. No more questions." he said before storming out.
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