Monday, February 20, 2006

Perico Blasted by Police

Soft rock group Perico were today blasted by Police.

It is alleged that leader singer Tim 'the tool' Gartland smiled during their set on Sunday night at the Railway Hotel in Brunswick. Senior Sergeant Jack Off from Brunswick station claimed that Mr Gartland showed his teeth whilst singing the bands controversial current hit song and pro refugee anthem 'Pamper the Tampa'.

Mr Gartland was taken into custody after the gig but released without charges after giving an assurance that he wouldn't repeat the offence.

"Man it's the first time its happened, we all make mistakes and I know I have let down fellow lead singers and the band by my actions" Mr Gartland said.

Though Gartland was relieved not to be charge by the Police it is believed that further action could be taken after the Lead Singers Union of Australia (LSUA) were flooded with complaints following the gig.

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