Perico were upbeat yesterday after missing out on Gold at last weekend's Logies awards. Having received nominations for both the "Most Popular Band Never to Agree to be on Noise TV" and the "Most Stunningly Dressed Performers" category, the Brunswick rockers neverthless made the most of their forged invitations, sucking in all the attention and stuffing themselves full of food.
"Sure, we were disappointed not to win a Logie" explained Greggy Ay, "but really, we were all winners. We didn't pay for a single drink all night. That's better treatment than we even get from the Noise Bar."